♥January 23, 2009
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
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Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
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Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
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Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.
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Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
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Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A: It was a moth-ball.
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Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.
Labels: ♥lame jokes♥
written at♥10:45 PM
